Weird. Audio. You know, the thing from the speakers? Haven't done this in a while.

This was a mix of everything. I made the beats and percussion over them in Reason 3.0 because I try to learn it and it has a superb sample library. Unfortunately, as I'm just a poor student, I don't have money to buy Reason. So I'll have to do with the demo, which only works 20 minutes at a time and without a saving function. Thus, my beatz madness was super-quick.

To get the beats out, I played the beats in Reason, while recording wave output in Audacity. I Audacity, I also spruced up the quality, chopped them into loopable parts and saved in 42 different wav formats in order to accompany the next step.

Fruity Loops Pro vintage 2000 is my holy grail. Not because it would make great music (it doesn't), but mainly because it's easy to use and works forever. This too is a demo version. I can't save editable files on it either, but at least I can save mp3s! Belgium: 1 - Sweden monopoly: 0.

So I added some crazy totally random bleeping and booping samples from the SS instruments folder. Open playlist, and some soft pastel colors all over. Voila.

For the last step, I used Newgrounds Audio Portal. It's free and works perfectly. Kudos for being the only non-demo step on this (except Audacity of course, but it's so de facto it doesn't count).

For final touches, I Googled a random carrots background image, squared it, hued it and scaled it in Photoshop (another not-a-demo, gladly but unknowingly sponsored by my former job).

And now you can listen to this madness right here.