Generally, I relax at vacations. This time I'm more stressed after the vacation than I was before. The hotel was a complete shithole.

1. The Toilet
1.1. The toilet didn't flush at all that well, and it was blocked like thrice a week
1.2. You had to keep the flushing handle down while it flushed, which is a bitch
1.3. The toilet leaked from both ends, so there would always be a concoction of pee and fresh water on the floor
1.4. You need to be quite a rocket scientist to figure out how the shower works
1.5. Lock was broken
1.6. No electric socket

2. The Living room + Kitchen corner
2.1. The sink tap leaked. Brown water.
2.2. There was next to nothing kitchenware, and I needed to buy extra plates and glasses to manage and I would've died if I hadn't brought my pan with me
2.3. Most kitchen functions were under a cupboard
2.3.1. This cupboard was ridiculously low, and I hit my head there twice
2.3.2. It cracked under the heat and superheated the contents
2.4. The fridge melt twice
2.5. The fan made a terrible noise and guess whether I had to sleep underneath it
2.5.1. You couldn't turn it off because of the heat
2.5.2. Getting air conditioning didn't make a difference - AC was only on the other room
2.6. You can bend the bed in half, which is not so convenient while someone like me is sleeping in it

3. The Bedroom
3.1. The beds moved, so you couldn't really leans or even sit on them
3.2. There was a redundant built-in radio and phone - neither worked
3.3. No electric socket too near the mirror.

4. Balcony
4.1. AC outlet made it unbearable - as if it wasn't hot enough there already

Really, I can't keep on shitlisting this hotel anymore - my blood pressure is rising.