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u hav AIDS LOLZ!!1!
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There's such a vast amount of those "LOLZ I M4DE D1Z KEWL ST1X FLA5HZ CHEK 1T 0U7 V0T3 FYVEN PPL!!" -type of 2,5-seconds crappy stick animations. This, plotless as it might be, is fortunately not one of those animations. In fact, though sticks, it was well drawn (especially those explosions) and in all other meters well done.
Just loose that awkwardly happy and crappy midi-jingle from the background, and put some hard rock or techno anti-midi mp3s instead. Other from that, awesome.
4/5
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Todella hyvä. En olisi ikinä saanut Assyjen aikana mitään flashia aikaiseksi, tai no, näin hyvää. Huono ääninäyttely ja ääniefektien laatu yleensä häiritsi todella paljon, siksi Overall on vain kasi. Tee paranneltu kakkosversio, jossa on paremmat äänet, ja tää on etusivulla.
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No possible constructive criticism can be given.
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Weird is all, but yeah, pretty decent flash. David Firth plagiarism, much? Dicks are not limbs, though. :P
I can't really think of much constructive criticism... just, eh.. keep up the good work! Cheers.
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I was waiting for this since I couldn't make one myself! I just HATE THAT FROG!!
About the flash though, it was hardening pretty well, not too hard on start, but honestly, I couldn't beat level 4... :)
It could've been better though. You could've added more holes in further levels (don't know whether you did so, but I doubt it by the looks of it that far), possibly better graphics (after all it's just couple of radial gradients in a blue rectangle and a picture found from the internet) and things (like Tom Fulp) you should not hit, and get minus points if you do, or better yet, blood that stays on the board!
But I give you higher score than average of these type of whack-games that were old since 1943, just because of letting me kill that nasty, idiotic frog!! Thanks man, I owe you one. ^.^
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You actually made me laugh, which is currently quite hard to do. Technically, this isn't a flash though, just some webcam footage of you chewing bubble gum (which looked like clay, eww), that's why the 1 on graphics... But funny overall.
Author's Response:
Well...the whole purpose of this flash was to waste peoples time with something as shitty as me chewing bubble gum for a whole 5 minutes. Glad you found it funny though :D
If I can make one person smile than I surely have made the world a happier place. BRB I have to throw kittens on spikes and sleep with your grandma! :D
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It's well done for the graphics, and music was awesome, but it was pretty random overall. Some guy just turning a tap off.
If you'd add some meaning and story to this, it'd be great to go with the graphics and sound!
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That was perfect hand-made drawing and animation. I see you have REALLY done some work making that (unless you traced it from some gifs).
But after all it's only nice animation, but no story, plot, sound or point whatsoever. You've got potential with that animation style. Next time, add sound and a plot/story to make it something actually worth viewing.
Cheers!
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...was random and scary.
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You saw a lot of crappy Windows emulators on NG and decided to make your own crappy Windows emulator?
Because you saw something on Newgrounds, means that it's exactly what we don't want replicants of. We already have it, why would we need more? Besides, Windows emulators are so overdone.
But I'm giving you 7 for style because of that video clip. :P
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One hell of a game!! Just add some sound and this'll be perfect!
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